[ he snags some squares of paper from the stash of Stuff with Alpha for the task, and then hands a few pieces to Juzo. ]
Okay, so... the point behind one is to write a bunch of like... fortune telling answers on the inside, and then the outside is classifications that people can pick. Like numbers or colors or things like that.
[ He takes one of the papers, squinting at it as he tries to remember how to fold it properly into a cootie catcher. ]
[ after all, the last time he played with one was in elementary school.
He finally manages to fold it properly, and then shows Juzo how it folds in and out with his fingers. ]
Tah-dah. So you see, here, in the middle? These flaps pull up, and then you can read what you wrote. The fortune telling game is that people pick their path, and then you read out what they got.
It's because it's a game for kids, right? It's like... childhood puppy love stuff.
[ Minato hums a little to himself, and then reaches for a pen so he can scribble some things on his cootie catcher. When he's done, he holds it up so Juzo can see. It's a classic set of things--the outside is a set of four numbers: 1, 5, 2, 6. ]
So it'd go something like this... Pick a number, Juzo-san.
[ he holds the cootie catcher open at that position, and then nods. ]
Now you can pick one of the flaps to fold up. That'll tell your fortune.
[ spoilers: they are all sappy fortunes about Juzo and his future happiness, as fortune cookie-esque as he could come up with, because this is Minato. ]
Re: minato.
[ he clears his throat. ]
Sorry for teasing you. Wanna work on bingo squares instead? If you have any we can do, anyway.
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[ He glances at his card. ]
I probably have a couple. Do you know what a "cootie catcher" is?
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Mmm... I haven't folded one since elementary school, but I think we can figure it out... come on, let's go grab some paper.
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[ Following along! ]
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Okay, so... the point behind one is to write a bunch of like... fortune telling answers on the inside, and then the outside is classifications that people can pick. Like numbers or colors or things like that.
[ He takes one of the papers, squinting at it as he tries to remember how to fold it properly into a cootie catcher. ]
Like... this...? Or--um, this...?
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What kinda fortune telling answers? It sounds like a game for kids.
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[ after all, the last time he played with one was in elementary school.
He finally manages to fold it properly, and then shows Juzo how it folds in and out with his fingers. ]
Tah-dah. So you see, here, in the middle? These flaps pull up, and then you can read what you wrote. The fortune telling game is that people pick their path, and then you read out what they got.
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I'm havin' a hard time figurin' out how this little thing fits in with the greater theme of this whole task.
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[ Minato hums a little to himself, and then reaches for a pen so he can scribble some things on his cootie catcher. When he's done, he holds it up so Juzo can see. It's a classic set of things--the outside is a set of four numbers: 1, 5, 2, 6. ]
So it'd go something like this... Pick a number, Juzo-san.
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[ It’s clear he still doesn’t get it, but he’s trying anyway! ]
Five?
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One, two, three, four, five.
[ Now his choices are colors: blue, yellow, green, red. ]
Next... pick one.
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Red?
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[ he holds the cootie catcher open at that position, and then nods. ]
Now you can pick one of the flaps to fold up. That'll tell your fortune.
[ spoilers: they are all sappy fortunes about Juzo and his future happiness, as fortune cookie-esque as he could come up with, because this is Minato. ]
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He just randomly points to a corner. ]
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And holds it up so that Juzo can read what it says.
Juzo-san will definitely have a good day and if he has any crushes they'll all work out great and if not he'll find lots of people who appreciate him.
WOW WHO COULD'VE WRITTEN THAT. ]
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Really, kid?
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That's your fortune. I don't know why you're looking at me.
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It's your fortune. That's all there is to it.
Anyway, that's how a cootie catcher works. Did you catch how to fold it?
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But ugh, clearly this isn't an argument worth having. ]
Think so. Guess I gotta make my own for it to count, huh?
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Unless you want the people you use it on to read the rest of your fortunes.
[ that minato wrote ]
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[ He's embarrassed enough!
So he's going to sit down and concentrate VERY HARD on folding a cootie catcher of his own. ]
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Sometimes your hard-boiled detective friend with a gun for a head is folding colorful paper into cootie catchers and it's just a good atmosphere. ]
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At last... he has a surprisingly neatly-folded cootie catcher, which he lifts to show Minato. ]
Not too bad for a rookie, huh?
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... You're really good at this. That one looks pretty much perfect.
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