[ Juzo makes a little motion with his head that seems to suggest he's rolling his eyes. After snubbing out his cigarette, he grabs a clean dish towel and wets it with some water. ]
You're hopeless. C'mere.
[ He's just gonna start dabbing that chocolate out of the fabric. ]
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I'm not your dad. I'm not gonna tell you what to do one way or another. But if you make yourself sick, I will say I told you so.
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Looks at Juzo conspiratorially, as though still seeking his approval.]
Just one small taste.
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A little bit of it drips onto the front of his tuxedo, though.]
Ah, blast… is what I would say if this batter was not magnificent and therefore worth the mess.
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You're hopeless. C'mere.
[ He's just gonna start dabbing that chocolate out of the fabric. ]
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Are you sure you don't want any?
[Waggles a still batter-smeared finger at him.]
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Pass, thanks. I'd take your finger clean off.
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But your loss, then, Mr Inui.
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[ Well, he's mostly gotten the chocolate out of the front of the tux. He gives the fabric a little tug to straighten it back out. ]
You gonna keep this? It looks good on you.
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[Somehow, the notion seems to surprise him a little. He glances down at his jacket, as though verifying what he's wearing.]
I could. I hardly know when I would wear it again, however, unless an opera house rises up from the ground itself.
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Never know when a change of clothes might come in handy.
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Ha! The implication being that my normal detective gear does not give that impression?
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[ He waggles a hand. So-so. ]
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[He nudges the brim of his hat up... which he is not wearing, so he's just gesturing out of habit.]
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[ Juzo, classically not a hat man.
He sets the rag aside and moves to take the spoon back so he can take over mixing duties. ]
Why do they call it that, anyway? "Deerstalker".
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Oh, that is elementary. It is the cap of an outdoorsman; traditionally, a hunter. And thus, a deer-stalker.
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[ Somehow "Sholmes" and "outdoorsman" don't mix in his head. ]
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Because it's dashing!
[Duh.]
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A clue!
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Surely you at least agree that it makes me look very debonair?
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