[ The pipe is ultimately what lets the sheer ridiculousness of the situation settle in. Juzo is quiet for a moment, wondering just how the hell he got here, with this man of all people.
... And then he has the small realization that he's glad it's this man of all people. ]
Heh.
How about we drop the act altogether? Sorry you got all dressed up for nothin'.
[He grins, his words a little clumsy because he’s still lighting his pipe. But then once it’s puffing away properly, the lighter once again disappears into the folds of his dress.]
I shall tell you another secret, and one less embarrassing for you to hear. I quite enjoy dressing up as the opposite sex — I become nigh unrecognizable, and there is no better way to escape the sometimes unwanted attention back in London. I can take stroll down the street without being assailed!
So no apologies needed. I had fun, even if it was brief.
The identity of my most trusted partner! My talent for playing the violin which I made sure to turn into a real-life talent. A few twists and turns within the cases themselves, added for extra flair. That sort of thing.
My partner, in actuality, hails from a different country altogether! From Japan, far across the sea.
[He pauses for a moment, one hand coming up to remove his pipe as he exhales a long puff of smoke.]
You may call his identity in the actual stories something of a… mix-up, but that is a long and sordid tale. He has since returned to Japan, but our cases have been immortalized through the written word, regardless.
[ A pause, as he tries to work through something in his head. In the wake of this last game, the very first one they did together seems like ages ago, but... ]
Is that who you were talkin' about before? A bittersweet goodbye?
They are at least a month's travel by sea apart. Not a trip one makes on a whim; but to answer your question, I had recently considered visiting Japan to pay them all a visit. Get away from London for a bit, see what mysteries a foreign land has to offer a great detective. I know that Iris would have loved it.
And yet I did have the opportunity to meet so many strange and interesting people in this place. I would not have met Phoenix without being thrown in prison! [He laughs.] And I would not have met you. So it is not so bad.
Ha! Then Irene Adler will sit future dates out from now on. I suppose you are simply stuck with me, Mr Inui, for the foreseeable future. I, at least, will spare your sanity to some degree.
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... And then he has the small realization that he's glad it's this man of all people. ]
Heh.
How about we drop the act altogether? Sorry you got all dressed up for nothin'.
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[He grins, his words a little clumsy because he’s still lighting his pipe. But then once it’s puffing away properly, the lighter once again disappears into the folds of his dress.]
I shall tell you another secret, and one less embarrassing for you to hear. I quite enjoy dressing up as the opposite sex — I become nigh unrecognizable, and there is no better way to escape the sometimes unwanted attention back in London. I can take stroll down the street without being assailed!
So no apologies needed. I had fun, even if it was brief.
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[ He takes a brief second to snub out the butt of his current cigarette and fish out a new one, lighting it with a small flame from his mouth.
That done, he just sort of... keeps strolling. ]
You really got that many admirers back home?
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Of course. I am world-famous, after all.
[There is a lot that one can chalk up to Sholmes’ ego. But this is not an actual exaggeration.]
Published stories of my investigative exploits have circled the globe.
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[ He chuckles, breathing out a plume of smoke. ]
Those stories any good?
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Yes! Iris wrote them.
[So of course they’re good.]
…Admittedly, she does take a few artistic liberties with a few of the tales, but they are based in truth.
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Just what kinda "artistic liberties" are we talkin' about?
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The identity of my most trusted partner! My talent for playing the violin which I made sure to turn into a real-life talent. A few twists and turns within the cases themselves, added for extra flair. That sort of thing.
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[ EXTRA CUTE. ]
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[ Amused. ]
What about your partner, then?
big ol' gaa2 spoilers for you stalkers out there
[He pauses for a moment, one hand coming up to remove his pipe as he exhales a long puff of smoke.]
You may call his identity in the actual stories something of a… mix-up, but that is a long and sordid tale. He has since returned to Japan, but our cases have been immortalized through the written word, regardless.
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Is that who you were talkin' about before? A bittersweet goodbye?
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[He flashes him a smile, a little wan.]
He was not the only one who left, but yes. He was a part of that group.
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Think you'll see each other again?
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...But now I'm here instead!
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And yet I did have the opportunity to meet so many strange and interesting people in this place. I would not have met Phoenix without being thrown in prison! [He laughs.] And I would not have met you. So it is not so bad.
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[ He takes a drag of his cigarette, breathing out the smoke to trail along behind them as they walk. ]
Goin' back to your earlier question, I think I prefer Herlock Sholmes to Ms. Adler.
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And why is that? Ms Adler is far more beautiful, and at least ten times more mysterious.
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