INBOX ⦿ EDGE OF REVERIE

[gunmettle]

INBOX

"This is Juzo Inui. Leave a message."

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[messianic]

I can't promise anything.

[ MINATO. ]

Anyway, we should be able to do it over text, I think. I have to give you the silent treatment, so. Ready? Here we go.

[gunmettle]

[ ??? ]

You're just not gonna reply, aren't you?

[messianic]

. . .

[ this is



a silent protagonist joke and it's VERY stupid, sorry Juzo ]

[gunmettle]

[ Oh my GOD. ]

Really, kid?

[messianic]

[ yes really. it's just gonna be like this. ]

. . .

[gunmettle]

[ might as well lean into it tbh ]

C'mon buddy. You're really hurting my feelings here.

[messianic]

[ omg juzo. HE'S GOING ALONG WITH IT this is the best gun detective. ]

. . .

[gunmettle]

[ how many gun detectives do you know?? ]

Can't I make it up to you somehow?

[messianic]

[ wouldn't you like to know ]

. . . . .

[gunmettle]

How about I tell you a stupid story? Maybe that'll help.

[ And it will help him knock out a bingo square while he's here. ]

[messianic]

[ on his side of the phone, Minato is nodding vigorously, but he must STAY COMMITTED. ]

. . .

[gunmettle]

Helped a girl out for a job once. The details aren't important but at the end of it all, I let her keep my coat since she was using it to keep warm.

Sometime later she returned it to me. Learned how to sew so she could patch it up, too. I thought it was a nice gesture.

Little did I know I spent the rest of the day walking around with a giant heart-shaped patch on my ass. My engineer never let me hear the end of it - and the kicker is that she knew it was there the whole time.